Ellie. Female, eighteen, resides in Florida. Feminist extraordinaire, Latin princess and all around neurotic queen of your heart. xoxo. mine forever.
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jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

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setbabiesonfire:

Don’t do drugs, kids. Except LSD and marijuana. And psilocyben shrooms. Maybe some mescaline or DMT too. Try salvia at least once as well.

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Richard Madden & Pedro Pascal  »  things they said at Tampa Bay Comic Con

Eva Green for Campari Calendar [2015]

Coming to the struggle of ‘am I fit enough to be a winghouse girl’ ??

fossil-records:

So. I won’t be moving anytime soon after all, and have been itching to find or create (with some others helping out) an AU historical pirates site (A-la Black Sails, AC: Black Flag, POTC).

Anyone interested? The idea got at least 10 notes on interest check on ATR. could prove to be popular!

“Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.”
- Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings.  (via folkmessiah)

Michael Fassbender at the New York premiere of ‘Frank” in New York City on August 5, 2014.

Michael Fassbender at the New York premiere of ‘Frank” in New York City on August 5, 2014.

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eriklehnsherring asked: Interest check in AU historical pirate site inspired by Black Sails, the latest Assassins Creed and POTC?

Yo

It’s all my fault, Charles.

2 weeks ago with 9,613 notes

My name is Max Eisenhardt. I’ve been a Sonderkommando at Auschwitz for almost two years. I watched thousands of men, women, and children walk to their deaths. I pulled their bodies from the gas chambers. I dug out their teeth so the Germans could take their gold. And I carried them to the ovens, where I learned how to combine a child’s body with an old man’s to make them burn better. I saw my fellow workers buried alive under an avalanche of rotting corpses. I saw thousands of murdered people burning in giant outdoor pits. I have seen at least a quarter million dead human beings with my own eyes… and I couldn’t save a single one.

2 weeks ago with 2,034 notes

Let’s have a discussion about how good the Black Sails intro song is.

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Omg I’m too high to be watching Black Sails all I can’t think is how this is such gOOD SHIT and WHERE IS THE RP

François Arnaud being ridiculously hot in The Borgias season 3 bloopers